KitKat: 1stofMayHoroscope

Doesn't it bother you how the stars seem to know all about you? Few people in Romania ever escape the temptation to consult their horoscope on a daily basis. Indeed, the most frequent acquaintance question you are likely to be addressed is: what is your sign? We decided to exercise our star reading skills on the ocasion of the 1st of May, Labor Day. Upon thoroughly gazing at the stars, we realized that people will have a day off, as they have every year, and that they will engage in their favorite activity: having a break.
What a marvelous opportunity for KitKat to reassure its astrological prowess by the means of protecting innocent citizens from the perils of engaging in any activity whatsoever.