Tasti: Made at Home in New Zealand

Tasti has been humbly making products kiwis love since 1932. Problem is, no one knew it. Even worse than that, some kiwis even thought Tasti was Australian. It was time they did something about it.

They could have come out boasting about their kiwiness, but that's not a very kiwi way to do it. So instead, they created the most ridiculous amalgam of kiwiana cliches ever seen, and said "we're not quite as kiwi as that, but we're still pretty kiwi."